So I told you all on Tuesday that I was going to start writing more about the gossip that is going on in my life, butttt you first need to know about all of characters! And I figured the best place to start would be my best friends from home. I’ve known them the longest, some even from kindergarten, and they knew me before I even realized how spoiled I am.
The Fashionista: (I’ll refer to her as F)
This girl is my soul mate, at least my girl soul mate, because I haven’t met my guy fucking soul mate yet. We’re even wifey and wifey on facebook (aka we’re married, just neither of us would ever be reffered to as hubby). We were casual friends from middle school on, but it wasn’t until Junior year that I considered her my bestie. This girl is pretty much delusional, but in the best way possible, just like I am. She is even more spoiled than I am. Example: On a shopping trip she’d drop $350 on a pair of Chanel sunglasses, while I was calling my Dad to Ok $350 I spent in Abercrombie. But ugh that was actually a bad example because, we’re kinda just spoiled in different ways. My family takes weekend trips to our Florida home, but her family loves their designer wares. Anyway, she was always the god damn best dressed person in school. I was dressed well, but she looked like the freaking manican (is that how you spell those statue things? whatever, you know what I meant). F is also the best kind of Jewish girls there is. The Jewish girl who is friends with all the Waspy girls. I love F because she is all my guilty pleasures rolled into one. The ‘It’ night clubs, the hott clothes, the nice restaraunts, and all the sparkle. But sparkle can get fucking boring sometimes; F doesn’t drink as much as I do, and she obsesses over stupid things wayy more than I do, (Seriously who cares that your sister gave a shout out to her old best friends in a club?), and she does not make a fool of herself like I do. But thank god for F because who else would agree with me that that skirt is effing hideous, and the girl wearing it (your ex’s new boo) is a troll?
The Dumb Blonde turned Brainy Brunnette: (We’ll call her G)
This is the bitch I’ve known since Kindergarten. She ripped my Samantha doll’s hair bow out and I demanded she leave my house. But once she made me paper flowers with her flower press I decided to give her another try. And G was a blast until she went to college. where she all of a sudden cared about grades and shit. Whoa whoa whoa, but before we get to college lets go back to when we were trouble makers. G is the first person I drank with (we stole vodka from her basement and chased with apples, like the fruit not the drink), and she’s the first person I snuck out with (and ended up walking through a muddy feild). I always got better grades than this girl, and she always slept with more boys than I did. But then everything freaking changed when she went to the state college and didn’t have any friends and spent her days in the library. Blahhh she turned into one borrrrring girl, except she always has sucky boyfriends so I get a laugh out of that.
The Cheerleader: (I’ll call her B)
I’ll tell you about her later tonight… I actually need to do work at work. oops.
xoxo the spoiled life